Weather happened.
Charlie Boz opened the scoring with a nice bit of skill, finishing a flowing purple move.
Alton equalised via a goal that transfixed everyone on the pitch. Dan Hargreaves then helped Alton to double their tally by converting a short for them
Dave, Daved the half time team talk and Portsmouth came out 5 minutes later with some intent, but fell behind again from a 3rd Alton goal.
Alex Williams then converted a short corner with his trademark southern BBQ drag flick to start a comeback.
After running his little heart out captain Dave scored with the power of hope & a floppy reverse dangle.
Alton then scored a short and added a 5th from gazelle like defending.
MoM should have gone to Charlie Boz, Alfie or possibly Andy, but all 3 sacked off teas, so Alex Williams won it in 4th place for running (not good running, just normal, regular running).
Jack Burns picked up DoD votes for his leaping & being distracted by a seagull.